It was not my choice, I was born a polygamist. Sure, my sexual orientation for multiple women took years to develop, but once it developed, boy did it develop. As a teenager I could not image loving only one woman for the rest of my life, I was in love with tons of women from the start. Once I became an adult I found myself in steady relationships with multiple women, and to my great surprise many of these women not only approved of my relations but desired marriage.
Everyone knows polygamy has a rich history and is still quite popular in many countries, but not in the United States of Discrimination. My soon-to-be wives and I are shocked at the hypocrisy; this nation which prides itself on liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all people singles out our form of marriage as unacceptable.
Who made up these rules?
By what rubric of logic does this country deny me the right to marry multiple women whom I love with all my heart? If love has become the single most important qualifier for marriage, then by what moral authority do these bigoted polygaphobes exclude me and my women from marriage?
There can be no argument that polygamy has no historic precedence, for it has a rather large historic footprint; there can be no serious religious opposition since it has been practiced in many of the major religions of the world for generations; there can be no financial argument since I am a man of great wealth and can easily support my wives and future children; there can be no argument from love since our love is as legitimate as any other married couple; there can be no argument that we are more prone to divorce for the truth is just the opposite. Indeed many practicing Muslim polygamists rightly identify infidelity as a main contributor to divorce arguing that polygamy actually provides a needed safeguard to compensate for a man’s natural desire for multiple women. And besides with all the divorce today among regular married folk, who would dare point the finger at us?
It is simple modern bigotry at its finest and it needs to stop. Polygamists Unite! Let’s fight to restore the ancient rite of polygamy and show these haters what real marriage looks like. Somebody make a Facebook profile pic to support the movement and let’s get this party started!